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What you probably don't realise is that your humble writer, Mr Matchstick nearly had a career as a professional artist, but he turned it down to take a dead-end desk job.

Fame and fortune is not for me.

I present for your viewing pleasure and cultural edification, a few of the finest efforts from my, dare I say, exquisite, portfolio.

Gallery 1 | Gallery 2 | Gallery 3 | Gallery 4 | Gallery 5

Notice: Images contained in this page are the property of the author. You should not in any way copy or distribute these images. Original commisions for paintings and installations are undertaken for upwards of 1000 pounds sterling. Send requests by email. Hey, what's all the commotion?

Copyright 2001-2011 Tom Waters -

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